Joy of studying in the 10th best college of country

VIT was ranked as the best private institute and amongst the top 10 overall across the nation by a magazine i held in high esteem. I thought it was outrageous but then after some introspection i thought... what the heck, VIT is the best. Why not?

So here it is why VIT is the best:

1. Infrastructure is mind blowing. It looks like a habitable concrete jungle while IIT's look like a peaceful jungle.

2. Student intake is very high. The more the merrier... right?

3. Half the students are from management quota. Who wants a university campus full of nerds.

4. VIT has accreditation from IEEE, ABAT and what not... who wants AICTE approval. Its so middle class i tell you.

5. Faculty is amazing. They foster you to become independent. Be it course subjects or projects, they simply won't help. Spoon feeding simply not our style.

6. Placements are better than any other university can imagine. TCS holds a world record for recruiting most students from a campus while Honda motors with a package of 1.75 lakhs/annum was a dream offer. Wat more can u ask for?

7. Lot of research takes place in VIT, but not many ppl know bout it with most of it being confidential n all.

8. Laboratory apparatus are best of kind. Even a test tube costs 500 bucks. Break one and u'll know.

9. We practice "Patience is the key to success". We stand in lines... like really long lines be it room allotment, mess, gym, lifts or even for toilets and bathrooms in morning.

10. Mess food is awesome (i needn't say anymore).

11. We are prepared to face the mean and harsh world outside. Getting a job done in VIT is like dealing with government office. Better to have prior experience before we are out on our own.

12. Hostels are very nice. You can have a party every night with your 6 or 8 roomies depending on how many ppl u want for the party. Hostel office makes sure u get atleast 5 to 6 roomies. Loneliness kill we heard.

13.Rajnikanth and Aishwarya were here for shooting a movie. VIT also works as a makeshift movie studio. Students can get a break from hectic schedules,labs and all and get something to refresh themselves once in a while, click a picture and get an autograph or two.

14. Vishal and Shekhar lip synced in Riviera. Man!! they were so rocking.

15. We respect indian values at VIT. Every student vows to celibacy as soon as he/she is admitted in VIT. Talking to opposite sex or sitting beside in class is a strict no no while u can forget watching rock concerts, musical nites and DJ nights. Cosmopolitan culture is very American and we hate Americans.

16. Still if you get very desperate... you can go make out in the last lane near greeno's and foodys. After all VIT is a place to learn and chance to grow!!

17. Students are forced to finish their final semester projects in their department. We don't want them to get exploited in the big bad world outside.

18. We have a very nice library tho it gets difficult at times to get ya hands on the limited copies of textbooks when nearing exams. Atleast the library looks awesome and has full blast of AC on at all times.

19. Chicks are ismoking haaatt.

20. Lastly, VIT is best coz we have compulsory 75% attendance.

All said... why shouldn't VIT be the best college of country. Hon'ble Chancellor is sure that it'll make it into the world's 10 best colleges by next year.

If you feel strongly for the issue... comment on this post and u can contribute to bring to light some more reasons as in why VIT is best.

DISCLAIMER: This post is being published for fun with no intentions to bring bad reputation to the said institution. Author doesn't take responsibility and doesn't care anyways... coz he's so wasted to make any sense whatsoever.

ENJAAY!!!!

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In my three years of engineering yet, i'm the only one who can proudly say that i'm the one who got kicked out the most at least in my section if not in department . But more than how many times i have been kicked out, its how n wy i got kicked out is wat is gonna make this post a fun read (hope u agree by the end).

Sometimes you drowsily sit through a lecture and ponder, 'Wat the fuck seriously!! wat is my crazy lecturer upto. Does he think that he/she is making any sense. Wy do we have to attend lectures... wy is 75%attendance necessary (yup, in VIT it is).... Wy did i join this college.... Wy did i chose to be in such a sucky department' n so on and on. N then your stream of thought is interrupted by a shrill voice..."You!! Sleeping eh?? Get out, no attendance". Mix responses swell up in your head... "Good i got kicked out, shit but i already had low attendance. Oh wat crap... m hungry".

So i got kicked out numerous times as i said earlier... but some of them were real fun. I can say i enjoyed getting kicked out :-p. M sharing some of the ones i enjoyed the most n hope you enjoy reading them too.

+ 6th sem, UEE class, Raani mam was taking a lecture (We call her Rounie coz that's how she pronounces her name). She said something silly and i started laughing. N i was laughing out pretty loud pet pakad ke. N you know how it start off with a spark and spreads throughout the jungle, like a contagious disease. Girls started giggling too. Rounie's face became red with anger when she saw me laughing. "You!!, get up and get out of the class" she screamed out with rage.
"Mam who?? me!!" I asked sincerely.
"Ya ME..GET OUT" huh?? confused, she stares at the ceiling.
"No you... Ya you, get out of class" she yelled back trying to regain her composure but still confused.
Everyone broke out in laughter, i inspite of much control could not help a wicked smirk escape out.
"Sorry ma'am" i managed trying to control bursting out in laughter.
"No!! get out, why were you laughing"
"Thank you... ma'am" grabbed my bag n out n in a split second.
Later someone (mostly Kanika) aksed, "You actually said sorry?? I could not believe my ears, how come?". I had to explain that if i had not said sorry i would have burst out in uncontrollable laughter. Truth is my eyes had started watering out of the desperate attempt to control laughter.
Well, for the record, Rounie turned out to be a complete bi#@% by the end of sem and made me to suffer through a lot. I had become her chosen one since the day i got kicked out. This one was fun...

+ This one was in fifth sem, power systems class. The best part being that i was not the only one who got kicked out. I got a beautiful company too. Me n Kanika (Nijhawan) were discussing abt.... guess wat GULAB JAMUNS. Both of us being big time foodies n bored of sleepy lecture somehow stumbled upon Gulab Jamuns to talk about of all the things. N then hamari pyaari lazy football (Cow-salya) saw us talking n aksed us to leave the class. "Why do you come to class when you don't want to study, wy disturb everyone?" she said (that too very lazily...as if she's gonna fall asleep any moment n collapse on the floor right at spot ). We got up n left n decided that we'll go to food court to kill time. I was finishing my assignment. We were talking about our respective crazy school days to pass time. But someone was very restless. "Deepak, kuch hoga to nahin na??" said Kanika very tensed. I tried distracting her, but no faaydaa. "Ma'am bahut gusse mein thi, she won't fail me in internals no??" N she kept on and on. Inspite of all consoling n all she desperation mein messaged her frenz, "M scared yaar, kuch hoga to nahin?".
Later we went n talked to Kowsalya n she said that everyone was talking in class but she snapped when she saw both of us carelessly talking.
So ultimately kuch nahin hua as i knew already....
But evolved the cutest (also the silliest) dialogue of the millenium "Kuch hoga to nahin??" I mimic her and we have a great laugh till date.
This was one time when i could avoid utter boredome after getting kicked out, thanks to Kanika.
If she's reading ... I'll love to get kicked out of class again with you ;-p.

+This one was in first year. I hated maths class. GMS sir took that class .He had such a fucked up name, that he once challenged us that it's near impossible to pronounce his name correctly. He was kind enough to write down his name on board... still we could not. The closest we got to calling his correct name was Guru Murgu Sundar Moorthi Swami or something (I don remember). So he himself suggested that we call him GMS. Anyways, like most of the classes i was drowsing in the class. But Karan was in a fit or something... as if Ramanujan's aatmaa got into his body, he started solving problems in class while i was very comfortably asleep beside him. N then Karan had the brightest doubt ... "Dude, what's cos of pi?". I somehome managed to flinch my eyes the least i could, n tried giving him a dirty look. But i was too sleepy to even do that. "Shut up" i yelled in his ears n my head slumped back on the desk. "Hey you!! Wy were you talking??". Haan.. neend gayab. I sprang up in my seat. "Who me??" i was gonna ask n then i saw it was karan who was taking the heat. "Get out" he yelled. "And you too... get out" he continued with same intensity pointing at me. Waah!! i felt.
Anyways we shamelessly grabbed out notebooks n dashed out. We were sitting in FC. I was still mad at Karan mostly for waking me up than getting me kicked out... kitne araam se so rahaa thaa.
Later when the class got over, we were walking with frenz and i was mimicking GMS..."Get out... yes you too... haha" i mimicked. N someone put a hand on my shoulder... "Kaun hai be". I turned back n then all the blood drained out off my face. Lo!!! it was GMS. "Haan.. you were kaapying (Copying) me yaah" he said with a delusive freindly smile. OMG... wat shit.
Later we met him somewhere n apologised.
"I had even given you attendance even after kicking you out of class... but you should not have copied me." he said very disappointingly.
But nevertheless, he forgave us n later we even got pretty freindly with him. Since then his classes were the once in which i never slept ... n infact started enjoying.

So these were few times i enjoyed getting kicked out. Tho there were numerous other times when i got lucky (got kicked out i mean) but these were some of the best. Hope you find them funny enough... do drop in comments. Share some of your similar adventures (or should i say misadventures)if you please to.

Getting kicked out of lectures will be the thing i'll miss the most after i finish my four years in college... I have one more semester left to attend lectures. N i pledge to make the best of it ... and to get kicked out as many times as i can ;-p.