Oh yeah right .. now I am supposed to write intelligent stuff.. not really .. only in some parallel universe where I am an MBA from some top shot B-school like ISB.. bwaaahaaa.
One random night I am not getting sleep and some random thought stuck me. Random thought about a perpetual motor design.
Whadafakk is perpetual motor now ?? Every motor requires an input and converts that input into output. No energy is ever created .. only converted from one form to another. You eat food and then you can dance around and you also shit... conversion of something to something. But perpetual motor is one which produces output without any input. One perpetual motor will be one which provides mechanical energy without any electrical or any other energy as input... fair enough ?? so far so good ?? .. ok good.. .
To understand my perpetual motor's design, there are two very important concepts that you need to understand and agree upon - if you dont you would be taken behind a bus and shot in the head.
1. Murphy's law - If there is anything that can wrong and you are praying that it shouldn't .. it surely would. Think about a buttered toast.. If you were to drop a butter toast and you want to pick it up and eat it, would you want the buttered side to be facing up or down when it falls. Obviously facing up right .. anything but that will happen .. blame it on Murphy's law. That is to say that buttered side of the toast will always fall down!!!!.
2. A falling cat always lands on its paws.. simple enough ??
Now what if I strap a buttered toast with the buttered side facing up on a cat's back and then toss the cat.
Would teh buttered toast fall on the buttered side or should the cat fall on its feet... ??? None.. universe will get confused and cat will never fall down and cat will keep rotating in the air..
There.. YOU have a PERPETUAL MOTOR right there.. !!!!!!
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