When Sally faked it... and faked it well

Hey frenz, sorry to have been callous to have not updated my blog for quite so long. Nevermind m back and promise regular updates… at least I hope so. I have been writing though and managed to write a short story which came out very satisfactorily to my surprise and delight, but I realized in spite of being a short story it was too long to be posted in blog. But someday I’ll like to post it… in parts though running a thread in my blog, with your permission of course. Just drop me a word along with comments to this one and I’ll post it starting from next week.

For the time being, it was weekend night when I started drafting this one. I don feel like reading though I have been frantically reading and reading some good stuff. But m tired of reading and can’t do any more at this point of time. I don’t even feel like watching a movie though my hard disk is full of new ones … all in all I feel wasted though I’m not.

So out of sheer boredom I successfully find a classic, my all time favorite movie “When Harry met Sally” and decided to watch it over again. Since god knows how long I’ve been in love with Meg Ryan. She’s one helluva actress and in this one she’s very young indeed and looks very cute too. But there is one scene I find particularly funny and end up in splits. I’ll take opportunity to share this one with you… for good laugh really.

For those who are not aware (I don’t expect many) this movie about Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) and Sally Albright (none other than goddess of gorgeousness and awesomeness, Meg Ryan herself) and their love story full of love and hate. They hated each other the first time they met, became frenz and then were frenz no more and ended up falling in love with each other by the climax.

Anyways, when Harry and Sally have became each other’s real good frenz, other being practically the only person they know in the whole town so well, they go out to eat together. They are seated at a crowded and noisy diner. Somehow they started talking about women and fake orgasms. Harry says no women who has ever slept with her as faked getting an orgasm.
Sally fires back “Every woman has done it once, with someone or the other”.
“But never with me” replies harry.
“Oh ya I forgot, you are a man” quips sally
“What does that mean?” Harry now partly confused partly agitated.
“Every man thinks it never happened to him and given that every women has done it once or more with someone or the other, do the math yourself” wiping her hands with a paper napkin.
“No I’m sure, no woman has faked it when with me.”
“How do you know it”.
“I just know it. U think I can’t make out the difference”
“Ahan?” She sits back angrily on couch, hands on table.
“Ow… Oh… yes” starts Sally seductively running her fingers across her curly hair and rubbing her cheeks with her other hand. Harry across the table is completely dumbstruck.
“What are you doin?”
“Oh my god!!!... Ooh yes… yes” she continues.
Harry’s eyes are wide with amazement, so wide that you think his eyeballs are gonna pop out any moment.
“Ya baby… right there…. Yes!!.. yes!!”
She thumps her palms on the table, now tossing and turning her head as if she’s closing up near the climax, much louder as she approaches the peril of her heightened pleasure supposedly.

The whole diner has become silent and is filled with Meg Ryan’s screaming and moaning with pleasure. An elderly guy sitting behind her back to back turns to see what on mother earth has got into this girl (or her pants). He has that “wtf” look on his face. People have stopped eating long back and have turned their heads to see Sally screaming on top of her voice now.
Sally continues, unashamedly and even more frantically now “Yes… Yes… Oh my god… yaaaa”.
An elderly woman curiously stares at her while a waiter waits to take her order.
As if approaching the climax of her so called orgasm she now moans with pleasure and a tone of rare satisfaction
“Aah… oh… aaawwwwhhhh…. Oooh… ooh”
“see!! “ says Sally to harry with an air of arrogance and proud and takes fork in her left hand and helps herself with mouthful of salad.
Harry is smirking now… feeling beaten but amazed.
“Can I take you order ma’am” enquires the waiter to the elderly woman who had been staring at Sally throughout her magnificent performance.
Without looking at the waiter eyes still transfixed at her she points at her to the waiter and says
“I’ll like to have whatever she’s having”.

At the end of the scene you are left laughing out loud all to yourself while Meg Ryan stares with her big eyes and bigger smile from behind the scene.
I’ve been bestowed with a pair of good speaker with a subwoofer and volume is always turned up immaterial of whether I’m watching a movie or pumping the corridor with my crazy music. By the time the scene got over and I was still smirking, I turn my head to see people from neighbouring room crowded near the door staring at my computer’s monitor with disbelief.

“Kya Hua… I was watching a movie” I try to explain.
“Haraamkhor… we thought you were watching porn with volume turned up so high” replied one angrily.

I’m rolling on my bed with uncontrollable laughter … chuckling at them.
All of them leave smiling and still abusing me under their breath.
I still get fits of laughter whenever I watch that scene though I’ve seen this movie so many times. If anyone of you have not seen this movie… plz do it now. And for those who have seen I hope I did a good job reminding you of one good laugh you had while watching a movie.

Please do drop in your comments. Also send me a word about if you want me to start the short story thingy on this page or if you think it’ll be too much pain.
Regards… and hoping you never see fake orgasms other than on TV or movies… lol
Deepak