Joy of studying in the 10th best college of country

VIT was ranked as the best private institute and amongst the top 10 overall across the nation by a magazine i held in high esteem. I thought it was outrageous but then after some introspection i thought... what the heck, VIT is the best. Why not?

So here it is why VIT is the best:

1. Infrastructure is mind blowing. It looks like a habitable concrete jungle while IIT's look like a peaceful jungle.

2. Student intake is very high. The more the merrier... right?

3. Half the students are from management quota. Who wants a university campus full of nerds.

4. VIT has accreditation from IEEE, ABAT and what not... who wants AICTE approval. Its so middle class i tell you.

5. Faculty is amazing. They foster you to become independent. Be it course subjects or projects, they simply won't help. Spoon feeding simply not our style.

6. Placements are better than any other university can imagine. TCS holds a world record for recruiting most students from a campus while Honda motors with a package of 1.75 lakhs/annum was a dream offer. Wat more can u ask for?

7. Lot of research takes place in VIT, but not many ppl know bout it with most of it being confidential n all.

8. Laboratory apparatus are best of kind. Even a test tube costs 500 bucks. Break one and u'll know.

9. We practice "Patience is the key to success". We stand in lines... like really long lines be it room allotment, mess, gym, lifts or even for toilets and bathrooms in morning.

10. Mess food is awesome (i needn't say anymore).

11. We are prepared to face the mean and harsh world outside. Getting a job done in VIT is like dealing with government office. Better to have prior experience before we are out on our own.

12. Hostels are very nice. You can have a party every night with your 6 or 8 roomies depending on how many ppl u want for the party. Hostel office makes sure u get atleast 5 to 6 roomies. Loneliness kill we heard.

13.Rajnikanth and Aishwarya were here for shooting a movie. VIT also works as a makeshift movie studio. Students can get a break from hectic schedules,labs and all and get something to refresh themselves once in a while, click a picture and get an autograph or two.

14. Vishal and Shekhar lip synced in Riviera. Man!! they were so rocking.

15. We respect indian values at VIT. Every student vows to celibacy as soon as he/she is admitted in VIT. Talking to opposite sex or sitting beside in class is a strict no no while u can forget watching rock concerts, musical nites and DJ nights. Cosmopolitan culture is very American and we hate Americans.

16. Still if you get very desperate... you can go make out in the last lane near greeno's and foodys. After all VIT is a place to learn and chance to grow!!

17. Students are forced to finish their final semester projects in their department. We don't want them to get exploited in the big bad world outside.

18. We have a very nice library tho it gets difficult at times to get ya hands on the limited copies of textbooks when nearing exams. Atleast the library looks awesome and has full blast of AC on at all times.

19. Chicks are ismoking haaatt.

20. Lastly, VIT is best coz we have compulsory 75% attendance.

All said... why shouldn't VIT be the best college of country. Hon'ble Chancellor is sure that it'll make it into the world's 10 best colleges by next year.

If you feel strongly for the issue... comment on this post and u can contribute to bring to light some more reasons as in why VIT is best.

DISCLAIMER: This post is being published for fun with no intentions to bring bad reputation to the said institution. Author doesn't take responsibility and doesn't care anyways... coz he's so wasted to make any sense whatsoever.

ENJAAY!!!!