How to kill time in office...

Has been really long since i wrote the last blog post entry. Was busy having way too much fun in coimbatore and now in delhi.

Offices tend to become very boring when u have not much to do or when u have lot to do but u just don feel like. Even more so if u are stuffed in small classroom/labs/cubicals and u feel like chicken stuffed in cages in a poultry shop. But then office aint such a bad place if u figure out ways to kill time in office. Following are some of my favorites:

1. I have been daily spending atleast an hour at www.theoatmeal.com. Read PJs, comics and take quizzes till u feel u are retarded and by the time u feel that way... u would notice its 6 in evening and time for u to get out of that hellhole. If that's not enough for you... read PJs and hurl them at coworkers when and where u can, till they beg you to stop and threaten to either commit suicide or stab you.

2. Play solitaire. It is THE classic way of killing time and is highly addictive. My best time is 50 secs flat.. try beating that. In case u cant find solitaire on the system in your workplace, probably it has been deleted by system admin. But solitaire comes preinstalled on windows and mostly system admins just delete shortcut. Try hitting Windows+R and type sol.exe and hit enter. Enjaay...!!

3. U can try playing games online. www.helicopterflash.net has been my all time favorite. U can also try www.notdoppler.com/multitask.php... see how good u are at multitasking and try playing multiple mini games at a time.

4. First thing that i bought with my first salary was a sony mp3 player. Office is the best place to listen to music. Hit the shuffle and turn up the volume and let your boss fist himself all he wants. U don have to give a damn.

5. If u work in an IT company, there ought to be quite some hot chicks in your office. Find a hot chick to flirt with and see how time flies by ;). If u are the shy types... firstly, u don deserve to live but by the time u figure out ways to commit suicide u can mingle with co workers. Just remember to talk bout anything in this world BUT work.

6. Work for 5 days and u get off only for 2 days... doesnt sound fair, does it? But then there is nothing much u can do bout it.. can ya? But you can sure kill some time in office planning for the weekend. Find out wat movie is in town and try booking their tickets. Find out frenz who are in town for the weekend and arrange to catch up with them over a round of tequila shots/beer. Best thing bout planning for weekend is, u know wat u are doing the moment u are out of office at 6:30 on friday. Wasting even a minute of weekend is a regrettable crime. U can also plan how to spend your salary if your payday is just round the corner... nothing gives u enough joy as much as spending your salary does.. :P.

7. Read blogs. Blogs are best for wasting time. Find out some good ones and visit them regularly. Here are some of my favorites.. http://nonsenseofkaushik.blogspot.com and http://www.dilbert.com/blog/. U can visit this page often coz its gonna get updated with some imba psychobabble pretty frequently from now on. Read posts and drop comments if u feel they are worth it.

8. Write a blog post. Spend time researching for it. BTW this blogpost has been written in office... have wasted solid 1 hr till now and there is only hour left before i'm outta here.

9. All time favorite... sleep. Catch up with some sleep in office. U feel fresher and can stay up till late in night... watch movies, talk on phone to ya galfren all night etc etc. Whatever u do will be worth much more than wat u do at office... so zzzzz.... and don snore. N don get cocky dreams... u don wanna wake up with a boner and someone asking u to stand up and explain why u were sleeping in office!! :O

10. Pull up some practical prank in office. Put a cellotape behind ur co worker's computer mouse and watch them figure out why their mouse while u have hard time controlling your laughter. Now is that evil or what...:)

11. Google is can also help you kill time!!!. Just type "How" or "what" or "when" in google search textbox and see what comes up in the autocomplete. Some of them are as weird as "How to get pregnant?" or "When will i get married?".. ROFL. Type something general and click on I'm feeling lucky... if u are lucky u would find something to kill time with.

12. Check out some uber cool chic pics in office if u are allowed that is... www.maxim.com and www.kingfishercalendar.com is amongst my favorite.

So have some fun and save yourself from death outta boredom while at work. I'm accepting gifts and donations if u feel like. Send them over... and no, we don like chillars and no we don accept cheques.

Disclaimer: The author of this blogpost does not take any responsibility whatsoever regarding the content on this page and will not take any blame if u loose your job following his advice. On the other hand if it so happens that u lose ur job... beer on me on saturday evening. This is least author can do for you... :P.

Peace... ciao till next post.