the rowdies 5.ow!!!

MTV roadies 5.0... Bakar (read stupidfuck) goes international.

I fished this out from roadies ka original website... there's a forum dedicated to raghu. Some maniacs keep it alive. Read it just for the love of language:

+ how i attained next roadies interview (whatever i say i do!!!!!)
hello sir me Brahmananda Samal and i want to live roadies life. can i know when you will find your next roadies after roadies 5.0 . so please mail me and definately i will go for inerview and will live as roadies. can i get your canact number please. Don't think that i will negotiate with you for me to be a roadies. No i am not that kind of boy. i think what you want in a roadies and what your aim to make someone roadies that i will complete. bye take care. Raghu Bhaiya.

Here's another one...

+ i wanna next rodies
hi,
sir i want to be part of rodies not beause this is more popular in all over world beause this is right way to show myself best and what i am looking for, so tell me when next rodies happen, i hope u will read this give me right information, thinking you sir

Stop laughing re.... never hurt a roadies fan ke "scent-iments"

Roadies .. apparently India's longest reality show. Only ppl who are tough, cool and adventurous can be on this show (really??). Let me elaborate... roadies live on different part of planet. These words don't mean what they generally do to other ppl like you n me... losers, suckers n wusses. For a roadie
cool means having a fake accent, wearing jeans below their a$$holes
tough means rough n rude, innovative at abusing
n adventurous means having casual sex (for chicks) n being a jerk enough to blackmail enough your ex (for guys).



Roadies audition - thousands of people gather outside audition halls. They filled up forms and were led into GD rooms. Interestingly though not a single soul was interested in group discussion. It was like mass screaming workshop. It was a competition to see who can shout more, whoever does gets the cake (metaphorically) i.e. passes on to round 2.



Round 2 you get to meet a baldy villian and a sad VJ. They have some issues... maybe they suffered from mother's attention deficiency syndrome (M.A.D.D.) when kids. They make participants to do stuff which otherwise wud be thought of as embarassing. Roadies should be able to stand on their head, act like angry gorillas and so on. Raghu takes special interest in love life of participants. Maybe it helps in analyzing mental compatibility of participants... (huh nice!!...). He presses them for details till they are demented. After all this, they start abusing them. Nikhil starts acting like a gorilla, shouts at times and likes throwing around cold drink bottles. Raghu on the other hand is much classier. He grabs them by collar and abuses them right in their ears. Unfortunately most of it is beeped. They have arranged for someone to press profanity buzzer (read to sound a beep) whenever Raghu goes off board. The TRP ratings of the show increases exponentially with the no of beeps in each episode ironically.



After all the mishandling n abusing across the country, 14 people were selected to be on the show. They are supposed to do some tasks while on a roadtrip across the country. Yuk!! sounds boring... doesn't it ? So they script the episodes and make participants to bitch at each other's back. Girls can tug each other's hair if they want n call each other sluts, bitches n whatever else is applicable. Guys n can punch each other otherwise calling each other Bhen&^$^# and Madar&^$%# will also suffice. Then there's chemistry between guys n gals, guys n guys, n gals n gals.. ha cant think of any other combination. Participants vote out each other until n likewise till there's only one left.

There are no rules for the game... Whatever The baldy says is the rule.

Take a tawa (frying pan)... cut small peices of amazing race, grate some fear factor, add extra spice n salt and deep fry. Lo!! you got roadies. Nothing really innovative about tasks participants are to perform.

Nevertheless... after the participants have proved their mettle across india, n even abroad this time (yup... next time roadies international venue - Euthopia, Zambia and Phillipines) emerges one real roadie. He gets to take away a bike and some cash. Later he can work in a chinese restaurant or open up a dhaba or open tea/paan stall. How Kewl!!!. [for the record 4.0 winner is working as chef in chinese restaurant n the rumoured winner of 5.0 supposedly wants to open a dhaba].

By the time i finished drafting this... roadies 5.0 came to an end. Winner's dad died of heart attack the same day out of excitement. Found it funny... thought should share with u.

Giving it a thought... where are those days when ppl used to read to kill time. N then came the idiot box. Still there were times when it helped educate ppl along with help them kill time... But now we compromise on our regular chores to sit in front of this idiot box. There's a whole new generation coming up which eats, sleeps, craps in front of TV. They'll be called tube junkies....

Salute to the advent of this new era, noone should ever get bored said God n descended on earth a television. Then there were television series like roadies...

Long live roadies.... who does not want some cheap entertainment