Cheesy geeks?? Ew!

N you thought geeks could never be charming...
N you thought science and flirting can never get along....
N you thought a hot chick with a geek is so not cool...
N you thought tech talks on a date are a strict no no...
huh??
Get a life buttheads!!!
New scientist conducted a contest and they invited cheesiest scientific pick-up lines. Responses poured in from emails as well as snail mail from across the globe. They received thousands of entries .... and boy i never knew these ppl could be so freaking imaginative.

Well, they selected the 10 best and these ppl got the opportunity to see their pick-up lines make way into the glossy pages of New scientist along with cash prize.
I'm sharing these TOP TEN CHEESIEST SCIENTIFIC PICK-UP LINES with you as follows, grow up techies... be yourself, get charming :)

#1. Would there be any resistance if I asked to take you ohm?

Emma Byrne, London, UK

#2. I love the way you smell so different from my dad.

Toshi Knell, Nowra, New South Wales, Australia

#3. Would kissing you increase global warming and damage the Arctic irreversibly, or is it just enough to break the ice?

Andy McCready, Sheffield, Yorkshire, UK

#4. I've had my ion you.

Gary Duffala, Rio Rancho, New Mexico, US

#5. Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turnin' me on.

Jessica Swanson, Stratford, Prince Edward Island, Canada

#6. I don't wish to brag, but in several parallel universes I invented the internet, warned the world about global warming, ran for president and won the Nobel peace prize.

Yonatan Silver, Jerusalem, Israel

#7. Hello, I've just taken part in the clinical trial of a new drug to help memory loss; could you tell me, do I come here often?

John French, Wellington, Somerset, UK

#8. You are definitely the woman of my REM phase.

Giuliano Aluffi, Milan, Italy

#9. Er... hello... um... er. Oh look! Our shoes have similar spectral characteristics.

Jon White, Rampton, Cambridgeshire, UK

#10. Meiosis?

Kirstie Brogan Grace, Grays, Essex, UK

So fellow techies... pick out your favourite amongst these. Now you know wat to say to the girl whom you have beein secretly eyeing since eternity in campus/living across the street/bar. Its your day you blue eyed bastard... rock on!!

N if there are any gals reading this... care for any ethanol or citrus juice sometime with this jerk ?;)

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